They'd Be Like Azalea Bushes!!

I tell this to my dad every time he goes for a haircut, and every time he gets them trimmed. Blast-from-the-past brought to you by The Rocket Scandal.

Happy Monday!

Things I Wish I Could Do

...use my blinking keister to communicate with others who also have blinking keisters.

Anyways, TRS blast-from-the-past today! Most people I know who grew up in the pacific northwest have never experienced summer nights with fireflies.

It brings lights to my butt. Lights of sadness.

--m

Zombie Time

TRS blast-from-the-past while I recover from ankle ouches. You should eat your brains though, just like Momzombie told you to.

--m

You Could Surf this Bed Head

An old TRS vault special, this is me circa-2006 with bed head. No joke, my bed head deserves prizes. If I lived in a place with birds of paradise they'd be all over me for my sweet 'do. 

--m

P.S. I'll be posting soon about commissions, wherein you would pay me to draw something you wanted drawn in my style. It means you can own original art and I can buy new headphones. Win-win.

Seriously, I Don't Even Understand It

Blast from the past Saturday night presents: another excellent TRS. I fell asleep on our couch for maybe an hour or so, and when I woke up I was totally out of sorts and confused. Not to mention I had couch hair, which is like bedhead.

Anyways, happy Saturday! I am going to try and post photos of my cephalopod tree (complete with squid-topper) soon, as we get closer and closer to invertebratemas.

--m

All Hail the Dish Soap

In case you were wondering, that is a cloud of happiness and joy being depicted in this TRS blast from the past.

I'm putting a break into this post because I wrote a lot of text. Should you want to read the ramble, there's a "read more" button located down at the bottom of the post.

Emo Kid Food

Old TRS. Chose it because I ate beans in some form three times today (a good day) and refried dreams are the food of emo kids everywhere.

--m

Sasquatches, Killbots, and Zombies! Oh My!

Happy Halloween! My costume was "not a triceratops" and I spent the night out with friends, so enjoy this monsterific TRS Saturday-Vault special!

--m

The Force and The Church

It's late, so here's a classic from the TRS vault. "Peace be with you," is something you say to people at a specific break in Episcopalian and Catholic masses (and people still use it today as a greeting in arabic). However, whenever I hear it I'm also reminded of the Jedis.

--m

It's a Pretty Good Analogy at Least

A weekend TRS vault special! This isn't really how solar flares happen, but I did go to a party with a bonfire tonight and all my burps taste like burnt marshmallows, so this one was ringing true for me.

--m

EDIT: Every once and a while I have a spelling mistake. This is one of those times. Special thanks to reader Kristy who pointed out Mercury says "nanchos," not nachos. I could fix this and pretend it didn't happen, but you readers deserve better. And it's pretty funny.

My Superhero Name/Mission

I watched Star Wars: A New Hope tonight, so no comic for you. Good news, though, I brought this out of the TRS vault just for you.

--m

The Food of Second Dinner at All-Night IHOPs Everywhere

I'm minimizing this in the hope that the cursing isn't too much for you all. Old TRS because I was working until two tonight and two in the morning is exactly when second dinner becomes imperative for me. And second dinner is the perfect time to revisit my addiction.

--m

Comebacks

Old TRS. Sometimes you can defeat l'esprit de l'escalier. Still true, though. I'm the pastiest level of pasty of anyone I know. I make whitewashed walls look tan.

--m

What a Rebel

A TRS classic for this Sunday evening. I don't have any more days-of-the-week underwear, but I actually really miss the ones I had. They made me feel like a rebel. 

--m

Inexcusable Absences Do Not Make for Good Blogs

An old TRS and message to myself, but it always applies. It should be sized for computer screen awesomeness. Enjoy.

Also, I realized today that all the blogs/comics I read involve several things:
1. regular updates
2. awesomeness
3. no excuses or unexplained absences

I think that "regular updates" thing is what keeps me from getting lots of you, understandably. I wouldn't read this if I didn't know me so well, and even then I'd get frustrated with the patchy and sporadic comics. I'm going to try and start fixing that, I promise.

If you did read this today, then I owe you one, faithful reader. Thanks for sticking with me. You're awesome. :)

--m

These Are Also my Tofu Faces

Purple Flintstones, tofu, and eggs all require these faces. TRS for the win.

People left today, which is sad, but new people arrive soon. In the meantime, bacon tomorrow!

--m

I Don't Wanna Be an Old Man Anymore

"The Good Life"

I need to get back to it, yo. (The good life being drawing comics every night.) An old TRS back from the vault. Just for you!

My class is almost over, then my next one starts up next week. Eek. Poor, melted brain.

--m

Fluorescent Pink Uteruses Beware

I'm not afraid to blow those little monsters to pieces, I tell you. Most women I know have felt this way at least once, and it is a pretty classic TRS, so I thought I'd bring it back. 

Today was awesome and there were two baby octopuses I saw tonight night-lighting (did not bring them up into the lab, however tempted I was). 

--m

A Present Just for You

Old TRS--tonight was a late night in lab (good drawings though). This is back when I was eating things I didn't know I couldn't tolerate (wheat, dairy, deliciousness) so my toots were EPIC (and horrendous).

Now, to sleep!

--m

Feelin' a Little Sluggish Today

TRS classic, back on the intertoobs.

Went and saw The Stops tonight, which was amazing. If you like laughing, you should probably go see this. And now I'm going to go sleep!

--m