Sasquatches, Killbots, and Zombies! Oh My!

Happy Halloween! My costume was "not a triceratops" and I spent the night out with friends, so enjoy this monsterific TRS Saturday-Vault special!

--m

He'll Never Know of Our Love

It's true. I can't send him any message to tell him how wonderful I think he is, despite the fact that we're within 35 miles of each other. It makes me...heartbroken.

If you know this man, please tell him I'm here and waiting to be saved from a velociraptor-y fate.

--m

Foggy Crabpocalypse

I have this fear of a giant, genetically-modified, half-robot crab coming out from the forest around where I live whenever it's really foggy out, and especially at night.

One of these days my irrational fears are going to become rational, and on that day, you'll wish you'd listened to me more about the impending crabpocalypse.

--m

(I've included a photo of what exactly this kind of foggy morning looks like around our forest.)