It's true. I can't send him any message to tell him how wonderful I think he is, despite the fact that we're within 35 miles of each other. It makes me...heartbroken.
If you know this man, please tell him I'm here and waiting to be saved from a velociraptor-y fate.
What? He's your soulmate except for the whole Canadian fascist thing. Dealbreaker.
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