From My Treatise on Bathtub Crayons

Fig. 1: A bad photo of my shower wall after tonight's adventures in bathtub crayons. Results of experiment suggest that they are fully awesome, and most people would benefit from regular use (of both shower and crayons).

Fig. 2: Cleanliness of artist relative to number of bathtub crayons. Current study implies a correlation between these two factors, and the author thinks with further work, this could be found to be a causative relationship.

I'd like to thank the following institutions for supporting this research: the International Committee on Crayon Use, the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow, and the No More Smelly Artists Society. Further thanks to all those who came before me and to my housemate, the great pretzeled narwhal, for putting up with me during the course of this research.

--m

On Q-Tips

Please note I am in no way endorsing that you use Q-Tips in your ear. That is against the directions on the Q-Tip box. You could accidentally break through your skull and clean your temporal lobe or something.

Anyways, this is my general process when it comes to Q-Tips. I considered not including stage 5, but felt that it was a universal stage and needed to be here.

--m

P.S. in two more posts I will have posted 200 TIMES to this blog. It may call for something special, stay tuned.