November 19, 2010

On Q-Tips

Please note I am in no way endorsing that you use Q-Tips in your ear. That is against the directions on the Q-Tip box. You could accidentally break through your skull and clean your temporal lobe or something.

Anyways, this is my general process when it comes to Q-Tips. I considered not including stage 5, but felt that it was a universal stage and needed to be here.

--m

P.S. in two more posts I will have posted 200 TIMES to this blog. It may call for something special, stay tuned.

3 comments:

  1. I do this every time too! Screw the box directions.

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  2. My sister's doctor ordered her to stop using Q-tips. She was damaging her ear drum. Some people are just not mature enough to handle earwax removal on their own.

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  3. I laughed at that, which might make me a terrible person. "Some people are just not mature enough to handle earwax removal on their own." Classic!

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