Belching Queen

I also burp so often that my housemates have likened me to white noise, like waves crashing on the beach.

Interesting sidenote: I actually a habit of slightly closing one eye when I burp, and I usually release so much air with such force that I can't keep my mouth completely closed.

I know you're really glad I told you this, so you're welcome.

--m

P.S. I know I look like I have diseased fingernails on top, but I got bored this evening and sharpie-tattooed different marine animals on all my left-hand fingernails.