Swinebirdmanflu (Jon Stewart came up with that name)

You'll have to blow this one up to read it.  Very rarely do I do sequential art, mostly because I think it's a huge PITA, but here you go.  

For the record, I almost gave the president side bangs.

In all seriousness, please do not go to work or school if you are sick with flu-like symptoms.  I know for me at least, I live with two people who are among susceptible populations.  While I would probably live through it fine, they might not.  

And gosh dangit, cover your mouth when you cough.  We learned this in KINDERGARDEN people.  For. Serious.