Oh, the Possibilities

You know you want a Roomba just so you can say that you have a robot. And then you can leave it dust bunnies on the floor so it can feed. Helping take over the world saps a lot of energy.

--m

The Absolute Bestest

My dad is also awesome, just for the record.

--m

P.S. I don't quite understand it either, but there is great wisdom here.

Prettiest Lady Crab

I have a friend named Allie. She is smart, funny, super tough, tiny, and has the personality of a tiny striped shore crab (a little cranky and mildly reminiscent of Scrappy Doo).

Anyways, she's amazing. This is to cheer her up. :)

--m

P.S. I failed at coloring her species right (Pachygrapsus crassipes) so I'll try again later.